What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why are men obsessed with breasts and their size? I don't quite see women being obsessed with the penis - Why is this so?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

In Italy, how do people greet each other when they meet for the first time (e.g., on the street)? What's a good response to that greeting if you're not from Italy or don't speak Italian fluently yet?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why is Bollywood failing?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?